Sunday, July 29, 2012

NOW HIRING!!!!!

Hi, Winston, Chloe and Cecil here!

We have FIRED our secwetawy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeppers, she was given a write up when Winston's entry for Window Nose Art was not received by the Olympic Committee!! 
How many days ago was that..Let's see.... O*N*E !!!!!!

To our DISMAY...our entries in Synchronized Sleeping were not received by the committee!!!!  What the HECK???   She musta sent our entry forms to the wrong addy!!!   Do you nose how long we twained for that event????????
Day after Day, long agonizing hours of twaining!!  From early morning, right after breakky, all the way until she  handed out our measly treats..THEN.. after our skimpy dinner of kibble...we continued into the wee hours of night!!!

FOR WHAT, WE ASK YOU???!!!
We were ready to pawticipate only to find out we were not entered!!!
She received her Pink Slip this morning!


 Our Mom has been demoted to our cook, water-dish washer and pooper scooper!

Iffin  you, or any one you nose,  is looking for employment please fill out this application. The pay is not very good but we do offer benefits, which include lots of licks, head buts, love, cuddles and undying loyalty (unless you make too many mistakes) !!!!!



 Now, without further complaining, we will show you are marvelous entries in Synchronized Sleeping!!

See the precision, our ears are purrfectly in synch!




Cecil must be dreaming he's eating an ice cream cone!


MOL!!!  Cecil sleeping in Winston's bed!!

  Well, we were sleeping until SHE came in wiff the flashy box!!




Good help is hard to find!
Sumtimes if you need a job done, it's easier to just do it yourself!!


Now to the good news!!  Since we were not entered, we went to the Olympic Stadium to cheer on our fellow athletes!

The Sleeping Event was fantabulous, the pawticipants worked tirelessly during their twaining!!
Please visit Oskar, the O- Fish -All  Judge for Single (and Synchronized)  Sleepers..here!

After the Sleeping Competition was over we had a little lunch..



..then wandered over to the Bouncing Event where another group of Superb Athletes gave their best performance for the countries they represented!  Not only were they required to show their athleticism BUTT were also required to write a little narrative for the spectator's enjoyment!! Please, Please visit Bouncing Bertie ( another handsome dude who looks like Winston!) and see the continuation of today's games!


~WINSTON, CHLOE AND CECIL~

10 comments:

  1. DEMERITS for your secretary! We're purrty sure you would have won GOLD.

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  2. Don't worry gang, you are all solid gold in my book!

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  3. Our mom failed to get some of our entries in. We should fire her too! Your entries were great...definitely medal worthy!

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  4. Sigh! Good help is so hard to find. Ours has been very remiss as well.
    Good luck with the assistant hunt
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  5. Good help is hard to find these days.

    I had a kitteh who used to give me little love bites and head butts. I miss the head butts. Maybe I should apply...

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  6. I fink I already see ONE in your house ! Suit for application : )
    Have a great day
    Miss you all
    Xox

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  7. can i apply.. i have been told I am not adequately trained either, but i do have experience and I wouldn't mind using my skills again.

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  8. Ohhhh I understand how you feel! I have the WORST Secretary ever!! Trust me you do NOT want to hire HER!!!

    Have to say those were some dynamite entries! Off with her head!!! MOL!

    Love, Cody

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  9. Winston, Cecil and Chole!! OMC/OMD...demerits are in order or at least a good tongue lashing!
    Mom walks on egg shells every day. She keeps asking about rules and I tell her they change daily and she needs to keep up. I think you might have to keep your secretary but IT IS obvious she needs a refresher course. Bless your little pea pickin' hearts. Thank goodness we rec'd your pics for our gymnastics event. I really really like your tile floor.
    Hugs all around your BFFF
    Madi

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